It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
i just set an alarm for noon. fuck yes winter break.
guess who has a date tonight
look at you growing up, going on dates before she hops into bed
The girl in the white might have stds. I'm strangely okay with this.
whatever it's my dick and i'll put it wherever i want
I bought a dress specifically for face plant durability... this is how serious I am about my drunk status this weekend
Ok that kid was ether gay or 12 with a beard.
Apparently I was so drunk I threw my entire wallet at the stripper on stage. That was the third time I should've gotten kicked out.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
You were wearing a cookie monster onesie and telling everyone you were actually the sausage monster..
On the bright side I still got laid
He could only go twice. I need a guy with more stamina and is less married
Don't make me do math I'm drunk and full of chicken
I remember waking up on the bathroom floor and seeing my teeth behind the toilet
Randomize
