She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
Sometimes I wish there were a little bird hiding that would periodically go, "creep-per."
I put the beer in my little red riding hood basket.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
I took the precaution of putting my macbook the one place in the dorm there is no way i can piss on it... the toilet
passed a homeless guy with a sign that read "420 vetran" we gave him a bowl of bud
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
Someday, but I will be heavily drugged and there will be no dolphins.
Apparently drinking in your car before going into a sales meeting is frowned upon. We are car sales men not doctors.
But he has cupcakes AND I'm guaranteed an orgasm. .. I feel like I shouldn't even have to actually make a decision here.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
You tried to pick a fight with a polka band saying that you'd wrap the accordion around their throats
He stumbled out of their hotel room and yelled, "I'M ON A STATEWIDE TOUR. I'VE BEEN IN KENTUCKY AND OKLAHOMA."
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