Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
i'm going to be honest, my vagina smells.
wait, did i just see you litter out your window??
umm, i have a hybrid. it cancels out.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
Just did free shots of tequila at a walmart. Hello Mexico
Where is my rescue team. I keep hiding shit. And I'm trying to give out shots of olive oil
I'll make a Jello mold of your face so everyone can get drunk off your face
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
Can we be in one of those super weird relationships where you carry me around everywhere?
I'm sitting outside your room listening for sex noises eating pepperoni...slowly
I just accidentally showed an old lady a pic of my penis while showing her cat pics. So how's your day going?
Apparently I pulled that girl's number while I was trying to insist my drivers license had enough money on it to cover the tab.
You should frame my arrest warrant.
We stood outside the room listening to them have sex and making meow noises
That's not right, is it?
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