we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
Their bromance is so intense that they don't even eye-fuck when they see each other....they eye-make-love.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
The fact that I took a nap during my midterm shows exactly how I handle being an adult
i'm face down in a ditch right now please help this is not a metaphor for my life this is real.
My tub is filled with twinkies which would be awesome if they were still wrapped and not floating in a mixture of bath water and what appears to be vomit.
Wrong. I really wanted to see the movie. And she was on top of me like she was riding a mechanical bull. Who am I to complain? I live to serve.
i’m just listening to christina aguilera’s “your body” on repeat and trying not to pass out at my desk.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I've made this amazing blanket/pillow cocoon combo and I am set for life in here.
Stop it. You know what r&b does to my body
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
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