I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
Fell asleep on the Grass at Lolla woke up in the Brown line. What. The. Fuck.
If she makes a move, pretend to have a seizure.
Someone fucked up, the stop Kony day is on 4/20,
its not that I hate him, it's just that I wish his penis was attached to someone i like more
We got to the second bar and all he kept saying was "I'm on an alcohol safari!" Best 21st birthday ever.
His arresting officer when they were busting up the squat party recognized him from the anti-drone protest. He was like Jesus kid, you were sober last time.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I will sleep with anyone I have to to make sure you don't get deported
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Ok, now help me add to my topless picture collection, i'm going to make myself a calendar
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
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