And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
Don't interrupt me, I have a limited time to be high and thus be remarkably good at Pac Man
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
OMG A WOMANS PROSTETIC ARM JUST FELL OFF AT BAGGAGE CLAIM
Dubbing lion king over planet earth. That stoned.
The fire breather is here so I may get my second wind.
At least in the future when we're all real people we can laugh about the time we all had scabies together?
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
i just want to be sober by dinner like is that too much to ask
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
I choose McDonald's breakfast at 1:28am over sex anytime
We were having sex in the gardens when the grounds keeper walked up on us. He gave me a thumbs up and walked away
Like, defending PBR and Bio Dome consumes a lot of my time.
Good friends go out of their way to crop dust your ex not once but twice. I knew we were friends for a reason
I don't have any soul left to be crushed.
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