I want to take things slow emotionally, but fast physically
dude, the reading rainbow guy was just talking to a HOLOGRAM
Are you sure you're not watching Star Trek?
wait... oh
i'm in the guys across the halls apartment. i think 7 MIP guy wants me. he just got a medical marijuana card. might be worth it.
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
you just stood there spinning and got mad if anyone tried to stop you
It must be illegal for me to be this drunk in front of this many children
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
banged a milf last night. she left right after cause of parent teacher conferences this morning. victory.
Slutty summer 2013 has officially started. I did accidentally bite a dick though.
I called my mom while I was blackout drunk, and told her I was drunk, safe, and happy. But really, I was just drunk.
You give an incredible blow job. I wanted to make sure you know it was appreciated
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
Randomize
