i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
theres bread in your mailbox im going to eat it
nevermind its newpaper
I don't know. The next thing I remember we were in the walmart parking lot making out.
bet u 5 dollars u can't guess were i woke up this morning
oh god.. jail?
better, on the catwalk of the auditorium
Is it sad that I find it completely normal that I just took batteries out of a vibrator to put them in a pencil sharpener so I could do homework?
I find this completely acceptable.
Woke up naked on my floor covered in cookies. We should celebrate fake hurricanes every weekend.
I drunken agreed to go wedding dress shopping with a stranger at the bar yesterday. She sent me an email asking what days I am free.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
Wear whatever you want, I'm wearing ass-less chaps and a sombrero
Not much, just taking another sorting hat quiz while waiting for this porno to finish buffering
I think it's a scientific achievement that I can make jelly that is 95% vodka so suck it up.
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
Congrats! Its a fuck boy!
I just asked Geoff what he is going to do because Hester left he said he was going to have gay sex with America.
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