He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
and I asked her"are you allergic to condoms latex like your older sister " she said "Idk this is gonna be my 1time"
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Is it sad I don't want to go buy $1 Mac-n-cheese cause I need to pay rent... I'm re-naming this college.
Also, peanut butter on a spoon dinner is back in existence and it is good.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
It looks like someone bombed the living room with his and your clothes, bra, packing peanuts, nerf gun and ammo, rc helicopter, leftover chinese food and a leather paddle.
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
He invited me over for shower sex and pizza. Officially the best booty call relationship around.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
It's gotten to the point that when I close my eyes to cum all I see is candy crush
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
He then used a box cutter I keep in my car to open the plan b. Who says chivalry is dead?
we live vicariously through your huge boobs
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