Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
She made me cum so hard I couldn't hear for half an hour after
all i know is that each time we woke up we were at a different chinese restaurant. help.
you fully convinced the taxi driver that we were in a race
I just found a bag of teeth...
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
I fell asleep on the table at Denny's. Told the waitress to wake me up when my burger was there.
I FINALLY HAVE A REASON TO DYE MY PUBES BLUE!!!
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
I didn't even have pants on and you think I had an agenda
I'm glad I can share my workout progress with you via my nudes
Just got recognized as black out drunk girl. I'm never going to live that down, am I?
The last time I saw you you got angry and yelled "WHISKEY DOESNT COUNT" ... I think that's at least a 7 on the hotmess scale.
honestly, fuck you guys. i'm gonna get drunk by myself
Good morning beautiful! Wanna steal a cat this weekend?
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