Having a conversation over beer pong about a threesome I participated in...it's only Wednesday
Apparently at one point I was wearing my sweatshirt backwards like it was normal and then I threw up into the hood. Never drinking again.
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
Just because you graduated a semester early, doesn't mean you can take a semester off of drinking. Sorry.
Guy, there will be accountabilities this weekend that you will need to respond to, or else.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
In honor of Dennis Farina dying, I'm offering up free mustache rides...2 takers so far.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
I wanted lighthearted conversation about ordering bulk condoms and anal lube but he's depressed and talking about god hating him, ugh
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
Well you were listening to music and having sex really loudly. How was I supposed to know you'd hear me making rocket sounds?
I'm at the nutcracker high as shit. It's so beautiful. I cried.
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
Just told my roommate about "analvice" and she is horrified and the Sound of Music is ruined.
You bet your firm but soft ass I miss you
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