At Bonnaroo. Just saw a couple emerge from a port-a-potty. Romantic?
It was like a secret agent hookup. No names, swift execution, get in- get out.
I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
Did I hear correctly when it sounded like he said "just don't let me throw up into your vaj?"
I ended up naked in a pond with you-know-who and your saying your a good babysitter? Dick.
We stuck the straw in the bourbon as a joke, you saw it as a challenge.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
please tell me you're in jail and for some reason they have wifi
I got so stoned last night I thought I was in second grade again
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
If he doesn't fuck you on the 4th of July, he doesn't really love this country.
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
We got stoned and watched Disney movies all night. I think I'm in love.
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