No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
those girls across the street saw me hanging my towel off of my penis...they're coming over later
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Don't make me choose between a good grade and anal
You seriously need to keep doing my sexting for me. I just said something about "riding cock like a dick rodeo"
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Yeah its great. Whenever we want a new bowl we hand it to Trevor and he clears it in one hit. Definitely one of the benefits to having a swimmer in your circle.
My mom just asked me if I can obtain a fake ID by thursday
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Also epiphany: I gotta quit fucking with dudes that have never seen Harry Potter. They all turn out to be shitheads who probably eat honeydew.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
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