school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
So i got in my car, the seats are leaned back, and soft soul music is playing. Wtf happened last night.
All I remember was the chick screaming "don't hookup with him! His dick's the size of a cucumber"
Not cool at all. Last night I organized my condoms by expiration date. I need to get laid.
I cant help but love a girl who informs me of the pregnancy test results by emailing me a YouTube clip of Barney Stinsons not a fathers day speech.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
If by "in control" you mean him showing-up to work wasted, calling a customer a "fuckstick," and getting fired on the spot? Then yes, he is.
If you can find a Canadian Lesbian to have pity sex with me, let me know.
He woke me up at 5am to recite nursery rhymes to our fictitious unborn child.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
It is not a successful senior year unless you show up to campus without pants at least once, right?
it was the kind of sex that I don't even know how my hair extentions are still in
I wish I just waited long enough to hate someone to fuck one
he said "i'm the cat whisperer, watch". he took a hit from the pipe, grabbed the cat and blew the smoke in its ear. he grinned and the cat started purring. it was magnificent
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