I took off my bra and money fell out...how crazy was I tonight?
Erin Andrews shaves. She also likes to check out her ass in the mirror. Of course if I had an ass like that I'd be checking it out in the mirror too.
It's always a relief to be able to look at some one, and remind yourself that there IS some one who gets laid less then yourself.
Oh my god. Just had sex with this girl on the boardroom table at my work at midnight (win!) just realized I left the condom wrapper on the table (lose!)
I interrupted her conversation with, "are we gonna fuck yet?" and she immediately got naked. thanks for the blind date
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
People around me are just doing lines of cocaine. Like its no big deal. And I'm just here like.... Y'all want some cheezits?
I'm going to pretend you don't watch My Little Pony and focus on your large cock. Kay? Don't bring it up again.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
I slept naked last night on stolen pillows. I felt like a golden goddess.
Update: I spent 10 minutes trying to fish out a rogue vagina weight.
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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