He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
The glockenspiel player has some booze though so hopefully the ride won't be that bad
Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries
please dont make me drink to the titanic soundtrack
We were running down las vegas boulevard at 8:30 am with our beers cause we were late for our flight
The more and more I think about it, the more I realize... it's not ok to just pull over on the side of the highway to pee... I'm sorry I argued that
Queso dip and pictures of Daniel's penis. It's like the last days of Rome over here.
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
some people waaaaait a lifetime for a hookuppp like this some people seeeearch forever for that one special handjobbb
My fridge door just caught on fire somehow.
I feel like I smell like bad decisions
Dude, I'm at a wedding and there's a mashed potato bar and bacon strip appetizers. I'm getting all emotional.
After we had sex he gave me a thumbs up... fucking A&M Aggies, man
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I think it stinks she’s cheating on him. My vagina on the other hand is tingly thinking about a summer of sexual healing
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