The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
no matter how many times i close my eyes and hit ignore on my phone. i must remind myself shit i still have to see her at work
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
I have got to stop making out with redheads. I need to sign my life over to my dad like Britney Spears.
Does it qualify as sexting if you're both pretending to be fictional characters?
I'm not sure whether to be proud of you or weirded out.
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Not many people can say they've been photo bombed by an antelope. I sure did.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
Woke up to your boyfriend in my bed last night. What's that about?
He dared you to draw a map of the USA on your wall in mustard. You drew something that vaguely resembled a velociraptor eating Oklahoma, got embarrassed because you forgot how to spell America, then hid out in the coat closet until everybody left.
I asked him to help me break in the space ship aka my bed.
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
It’s only loud for those who wanna get loud. The bowlers are protected.
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