it was the worst sex ever in the history of sex. i mean ever. and he thought he was great. actually told me he was the best id ever had...what was i supposed to say? lol...i've had better times by myself. seriously.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
For some reason fuck navy didn't go over quite as well as say fuck michigan;
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
Wasn't a date. In exchange for artichoke dip I received a bj. And sex. It was a transaction.
We are having a competition to see who can masterbate in the wierdest place, right now hes winning since he masterbated on his Jr. High school bus.
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
No need to talk. Eventually, he'll either stop coming over, or decide that it's a relationship.
And if not?
...I keep getting free bourbon and great sex with no expectations. You really don't understand that there is no "down side," do you?
He showed me his night stand drawer...it has one too many sex things in it.
Exactly how many...is TOO many?
I threw up through my nose tonight. Happy cinco de mayo
totally just bought a bottle of gin with nothing but change
don't ever let anyone tell you that youre not 100% class
I just discovered that jello shots are the best hangover cure
You said that last night when you did jello shots at 4am
You did what with his pubic hair?
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