i just walked passed a table of guys by myself.. they looked @ me talked and then yelled 7
id pin you as more of an 8
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
Forget abc fam drinking games. Take a shot everytime Tyra says I and you'll be dead by the first commercial
she was left over bi-product, like the hotdog of the human race
she's into porn, im staying here tonight
strippers are much less mysterious after you sleep with them
Ok I might come if this chair quits being so great...I'm also seeing this bush in the corner turn into a witch
I may have broken a few toes and my face hurts. I do know that I pissed the bed so at least I've got some closure there
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Just told some little girl not to judge me as I brushed my teeth in the target bathroom
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I was trying to come up with a reason why you shouldn't be naked in front of me, and now I have 'If you give a mouse a cookie" stuck in my head
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