thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Who wants to bang the sort of girl you can get with Axe body spray??
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
No I remember falling down the stairs I just don't remember it hurting.
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
I did not get laid last night bc my condoms were too small. I'm allowed to be dreary
Should I go sleeveless of strapless?
Hmmm, it doesn't matter. You're gonna be topless by the end of it.
We dug deep emotionally while eating cereal
No more weed for you
I ended up in th ER yelling my height weight and age
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
My New Years resolution is to not hook up with random guys.
Mine is to not hook up with anyone who has a kid.
Bitch how dare you drink my dos equis
Randomize
