So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
i celebrated the independence of our country by dry heaving tequila all morning. so classy. happy 4th.
I love watching others lives come down to our level.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Well, both are illegal but one involves my vagina a whole lot less.
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
the amount of times i have wished for a boxed wine emoticon is almost alarming. almosttt
I just set a bowl of cap n crunch on fire. That high.
Which I'm also surprisingly fine with. If he walked into the bedroom naked, holding a fish in one hand and a lit candle in the other and said "Let's get fucking weird." I'd probably go with it. He's just that hot.
We tried to play tennis but after about 15 minutes we gave up and fucked against the fence. Woulda been a cute third date so of course I had to ruin it.
Last night apparently I said "I need a break" and then I just passed the fuck out for 3 hours
I just smoked a joint and ate a sandwich while watching someone get arrested. Bonnaroo is a silly place.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
U were so upset when the shower ruined ur nachos. I didn't kno what to do.
Randomize
