no homo or anything but the way you were dancing with that girl gave me a boner
...she just doesn't genetically have the things I want my kids to have.
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
There's a girl in front of me with a see through white shirt on and her back says I suck bad dick. Fun night hun?
adderall just fell out of my nose in class. guy next to me just nodded.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
great! i almost saw a gas station fight, and i believe i became the first person to successfully pee and puke in a bathtub simultaneously
So puking trix and chicken wings is horrible but atleast we got free drinks for taking the trash out at the bar we are really movin up in the world
Would you feed me pudding while my fake tan dries?
PS: I just woke up from my shower
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
After arriving 30 minutes late, he slowly walked to his desk and halfway there he just falls over like a tree and passes out. I now have some sort of proof as to how awesome that night was.
and then you proceeded to throw soup at him for calling you a bitch...a CAN of soup...
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
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