Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
girl! he was asleep with his back to me.he farted and i actually felt the wind blow across my leg.nice
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I believe that I finger-banged my way to the top of the corporate ladder.
You remember correctly you did get a golf cart ride out but it wasnt because you were special. You were so smashed you were screaming tiger at random golfers in the middle of there backswing.
Im interpreting your silence as a silent plea for me to come wake you up. See you soon.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
My ex just called and told me that he is on his way to the hospital because he popped a vein in his dick. Should I go to the ER with him or class?
The homeless guy out front said it's his birthday and he asked us to join him for happy hour after work. He's buying a fifth of gin to celebrate.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Pretty much just farted directly in a baby's mouth on the subway
I don't even have his number. I have his pants tho
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
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