I mean, she is a dancer for the Suns. If I didnt fuck her that would just be bad team spirit.
Dude dan is so baked he taped his remote to the futon so he couldn't lose it again. Come over here
i hate always having to make my eye shadow look really good since my eyes always end up closed by the end of the night in pics
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
I think I'm interested in anyone that recognizes I actually have a pulse
Also, I'm sat on the floor drinking cava because life is just not working for me tonight.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
It's like the cookie assaulted me with being high.
How did you end up breaking into that laundromat at 3am? I saw the snapchat but like..... How?
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Good morning! Spongebob is on channel 257 when you wake up. Help yourself to breakfast. You were great last night. See you when I get back.
Hey bring in backup. its going to take a lot more beer than we think to fill up the water bed...
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