I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Let's go get our ovaries removed together. It'll be like bonding by getting mani/pedis, but with more vicodin and less unwanted pregnancies.
Hey can we break in your window? We need to borrow the dog.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
I have mastered the 3 minute room cleaning drill in preparation for the nights possible slam-piece
OH. MY. GOD. FUCK HIM. JUST GRAB HIM AND FUCK HIM.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
My going away gift was all of them dancing around with solo cups on their dick and balls...these are my friends
im so hung over everytime my dog barks the sound vibration makes my whole body hurt
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I can't help but look at my sex life and acknowledge that this is not normal behavior.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
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