How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
babies were throwing up all over the place
so i saw this homeless guy this morning yelling at a pay phone like chewbacca.
That's what you get for being in filth-adelphia.
Just downloaded the entire Justin Bieber album sober.. I think you know how I'm doing.
My cleaning lady broke my bubbler. It's awkward between us now.
Why?
Because she knows I do drugs and I know she's a clumsy bitch.
Do you think it would be a good idea to mention in my admissions essay that I was the guy that streaked across the soccer field last year?
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
In last nights drunken stupor i apparently purchased a luxury travel package for two to Australia. So uh...get a passport and clear your schedule for next month
I'm definitely not at Wal-Mart eating jalapeno poppers with an elevated blood alcohol content
Some girl is sitting topless in the kitchen and having a Skype video chat with some guy. I already like it here.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
Dude it's 6 am and you just invited me to a hotel with a shit ton of coke. Best morning ever
i wish i could put you in a lil box, and keep you for when i need to be blown
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