I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
she was wearing a cheetah print one-piece and i slept with her anyway. big mistake.
He tagged himself in all of my pictures so he would get a notification if someone commented on it.
Restraining orders are what college is about.
what am i going to do when LOST is over? What am i going to get high to?
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
remember that response paper i wrote naked, at 745am still drunk with a naked dude in my bed? yeah, totally got an a- on that. and he loved my insight.
Its like a relationship where they cockblock each other.
Dude this breakup has officially hit rock bottom. sitting around watching women's NCAA basketball instead of going out
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
He's like a Lana del Rey song that took human form
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
my very deepest apologies for the unintentional cock block.
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