look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
as they left, you opened the door, dropped your pants then yelled "don't leave, this is what you're missing"
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
So not only did you shoot down my invitation and prob walked past my house but now ur excluding me from a wet t shirt contest which btw i totally would have won
I think it got a little awkward for her when my dad walked in on us and did nothing except leave half of his pizza on the table for us.
And I think your bro would be happy to know that when I took my bra off like 10lbs of confetti fell out. It was like my tits were celebrating being free
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm not sure I can continue to condone our having sex in all of your friends' beds
He took my virginity but also my remaining pizza. i dont know how to feel right now.
I think I caught your cold through my vagina. It was worth it.
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
This guy needs to stop asking about my feet
It was the scariest thing ever having a flame that close to my balls...
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