Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
Fact: Godrick looks like David Archuleta
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
How do you get eyebrow wax out of your butthole region?
The fact that you aren't ashamed to ask that is the reason I will give you the answer. Under the sink there is a bottle of wax remover. Throw my waxing kit away as well.
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
I didnt realize we were having a competition in poor decision making skills
how else could I explain the last few years
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
Walked in on my boss having phone sex at work... and somehow this didnt bother nor embaress him
Well if you're drunk enough to make some mistakes this week I'd be down to redeem myself for my poor performance.
I hugged the bouncer as we left.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
We could probably bang our way to enlightenment. However acid helps.
I feel like any time there's that much rope, lingerie, and horse masks on the ground, it's safe to say it was a great night
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
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