i cvme to yuor rooom...wherer are youf?
please be gone before i get back
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
I need to have sex with you on our hotel room window ledge... This is a need not a request.
Cause i'm hanging over the toilet bowl and thinking about your ball in my mouth is not helping
Theres a midget tsa agent. Just an observation
I'm not sure how many more innuendos I can slip into this fucking conversation before I just blatantly say "I want to fuck you."
So. How about you can get tequila certified...
why do all the dudes in this porno look like billy ray cyrus
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
The night went downhill when he took his pants off at our table and walked up to women saying "Special delivery"
Reminder: You could have had sex with me while wearing a tiara.
I asked him to change the channel. There was no way I could do reverse cowgirl with golf on.
Oohh. Then yes, he is the Alpha Fuckboy.
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
I was so high I forgot how to swallow food, and I just kept thinking "thank god its just mashed potatoes, they'll go down eventually"
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