come downstairs quick. our boyfriends are having a dance off in nothing but their underwear and shoes. and they have semis too.
dude. late night with jimmy fallon isnt even funny. the people in the audience there to see him dont even think hes funny.
kinda like you and your friends.
it was so cute when you were pretending to have willpower
i'm starting to get really nervous about the relationship i have with my cat
I've already come up with two plans that will probably end with me getting kicked out of here. You guys should come faster.
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
then he tried to convert me to islam
Just had a tranny complement my outfit. Looks like I'll have to change before we go out.
Its official vodka lemonade jager and whiskey with coorslight is a bad combination of try to forget the work week cocktail ps bring alkaseltzer
At 12:16 am. We just got out of the truck and went behind it and fucked. With 3 people in the truck. On the side of the road. As cars drove by.
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
Mike passed out early so we kept filling his mouth with redi-whip and letting the dog lick it out, but he started getting hives so we stopped.
Serious concern: will TSA confiscate my bondage rope?
Bringing my cat to a booty call was not my finest hour
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
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