Dear everyone that texted me last night wondering where i was. i ended up face down blacked up drunk before i made it to the party. My bad
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
Im making the walk of shame with half a box of pizza, its like when youre little and you get a goodie bag leaving the party
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
if your not going to answer your phone this is just going to be an embarrassment tomorrow
Dude, you walked in on me 5 times each times you had a different person with you. And each time you lifted the covers up and said 'whats going on in here'
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
She wasn't one for labels or anything serious really but while she was riding me she yelled marry me. It's like she fucked her self into commitment lmao she realy is a keeper bro
I love you, and I just washed my hair in my work sink with handsoap.
what are you getting to drink for new years?
well seeing as how i just got diagnosed with a uti, whatever we can mix with cranberry juice
I think I may have just hit a new slutty low! ..... Just purchased the Costco pack of condoms... $9.99/48 pack = amazing deal! The judgement when I bust out the value pack = priceless!!!
This is not okay. I only like one boy. I should like 200 boys and be having wild unprecedented sex. Instead I like one boy whose a born again virgin.
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