i fell asleep on him beating off on webcam last night, i'm such a great boyfriend.
we had incredible sex, then he proposed with the vibrating cock ring
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
Blacked out, Had to be carried out of the bar again by two large black bouncers. Asked them to be my "boo thangz" Again.
Completely smashed, masturbating to the view of the ocean. Family vacations are more tolerable than I thought
Will i get arrested If i steal the salvatiion arny guys bell for ringing it to close to my hangover
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
A stranger came up to me, pointed at my drink and asked what it tasted like and proceeded to chug half of it and then walked away.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
I'm 4,715,723% sure I don't give a fuck.
I should probably add her on Facebook for as much as I cheat off her in Physics, huh?
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
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