I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
are you serious? he told me he had to cancel bc his grandma came into town
well unless his grandma is 21 and blonde, HE LIED TO YOU IDIOT
Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
How many bratwuest were you able to fit in your mouth at one time? It's me, Hans.
You were holding up a boot and yelling boot gang
He said he looked out his window and I was sitting in the grass with blood everywhere talking to a dog.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
Sorry it's taking so long, it's harder to take an ass pic with an iPad than you think
You may be fancy. But you'll never be having cheesy garlic bread and scotch at 3am fancy.
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
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