I DON'T KNOW WHERE WE ARE WE ARE TOO FUCKING ELEVATED.
Me either! Fuck yeah, 12th and something. 12th and hamburger stand.
Omg just saw this kid I went to elementary school with at the bar and he used to be cool and I was so awkward but now I have boobs so I WIN.
He asked me to sit on his face, but i didnt, for 2 reasons, one, i had just pooped like 20 mins before sex, and two, this could be my future husband. so i skipped on sitting.
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
Pretty sure I can show you the text you sent me stating some interest in my penis entering your mouth if said circumstances were met.
He's going to let me keep his bowl in my car. Does that make us Facebook official?
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
all i've had to eat today is leftover bday cake and a shot of tequila.
welcome to college.
I just walked out of the side door of the bar to come in the front door so no one would know I've been here drinking before our work meeting.
The kitchen also doubles as a screaming room after midnight as long as you have something to muffle the sound
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
We are taking a shrt nap on the sidewalk cme fine me if you want but dont wake me up
You are hungover. Your arguments are irrational an incoherent. We only played twice. Have some Gatorade and take a knee.
That's true. Ask me when I'm not fucked up. Nvm hold on. Btw. Wikipedia dinosaur. It's fascinating
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