Do you feel like you missed out a little from not getting crabs in college?
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
Well, I looked over and you and him were each making out with a fireman. And then you switched. And you probably spent an hour like that.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
He fell on top of me at a party. I slept with him a week later. We've been fucking for 2 moths. Most successful relationship ever.
Nick is about to bring home a woman who is 39, a mother, and, by all accounts, FUCKING HOMELESS. Will update as details become available.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Would 7 layered rainbow jello shots entice you?
Was so high at one point last night that while showering I was worried that using too much hot water would slow down our Internet.
At the bar in my pajamas again
Ummm that is the 3rd time this week and it is Wednesday
we're forecasting high levels of inebriation into the evening with dropping temperatures late at night
I'm not the kind of girl that sleeps with someone else's boyfriend. But I'm getting waxed just in case I change my mind...
Remember that gum I swallowed 3 days ago? I just threw it up.... whole.
You sent me a pic of you peeing in two separate directions
and like half a dozen dick pics
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