Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
i like that you affectionately refer to him as "creepy" ever time you talk about him
I was so high I couldnt even listen to music i was terrified of the potential knowledge i would gain.
Your ass just called me, someone was yelling "awful waffle" and also, " I don't know who's hands are who's anymore"
I was giving him a handjob and he commented that he loved my nailpolish....I'm destined to die a fag hag
You'd think me telling him that I'm a lesbian would make him realize that I don't want to hook up with him.
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
We could make it a date. Dinner and a show. The show being my nipples getting pierced.
Im pretty sure by the fifth subway ride after going in circles the four times prior, we all just accepted that we werent making the concert and should instead enjoy our magical weed and tequila laced journey.
Trust me man, I did not put any cookies down your pants when you slept.
You were drunk it couldn't have been that bad
I've never been drunk enough to enjoy getting a blister on my dick.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
It's 5am and I have yet to fall asleep. At what point do we just accept that I run on vodka?
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
You just thought it would be a good idea to show your penis to your best friend. No harm, no foul.
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