did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
I closed that bar. Sang every Beatles song in the book. Made Somoan friends.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i totally fed the cab driver fruit salad with my hands while he was driving
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
How exactly do I approach the whole "Well that was fun. Am I purchasing the Plan B or you?" topic?
I wish him all the best and hope one day he can afford the surgery to remove his head from his ass
What's your ideal size in a man?
I just asked if you could cover my shift tomorrow......
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
My mom said she saw you at the grocery store. Said you looked like you were "headed for a Lindsay Lohan quarter life crisis of sorts"
The only thing he told me before he passed out was that he is from Buffalo and I'm a bitch.
He literally said, while inside me, "I would smack your ass but I don't want to wake my mom up". Amazing.
i woke up on the third floor, naked in a closet.
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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