He made me cum so much, I almost let him spend the night. The operative word being "almost".
I need a DD tuesday morning around 9 AM
I'm scared to ask why.....
1st bikini wax. Jose Cuervo is helping me prepare.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
I think I'm gonna wear a bikini to our final tomorrow...just so he knows that no fucks will be given on his test
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
I let that bitch know in no uncertain terms I was taking the coke dealer in the breakup
Well at least I still have a burrito in my pocket.
Yeah but sometimes your vagina needs to be fed and when we are drunk we tend to eat junk food
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Too bad I can't un-pee in his body wash
My dad told me I would need to be my mom's DD tonight. So, that's how my Easter weekend is going down.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
It's brunch. If you find dick at brunch. You an A+ hoe.
My farts smell like burning tires and false courage
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
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