I had a dream last night that I had to pretend I liked Dave Matthews Band to impress this girl I was talking to.
I guess it was more of a nightmare.
Corey Haim died. 80's me is so sad
Do you think we're allowed to sign male strippers into the building with a valid id?
It was everywhere, it looked like he just took the leftovers and threw them around the bathroom... Festively...
i wish it would rain vodka just once. i have not puked yet bring it on
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
I think ill wear my dads dashiki but make it sluttier. We shall see
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
you know, i'm always afraid you're going to think i only want you for sex because i only text you when i'm horny
speaking of, guess what i'm thinking about
I have nothing to say other than the obvious 'we probably shouldn't have done that' and the less obvious 'i think you bruised my labia major' ...?
One day we'll be rich enough to go to rehab. Until then, fuck it.
Well if you don't want to be kicked out before last call don't I would suggest stop drinking whiskey and don't call the giant bouncer with the neck tattoo "princess"
I refuse to be socially acceptable any longer than what is needed to pick up chinese food.
Her mom came down to the basement and took shots with us. She's now passed out in a wheel barrow. This party got weird
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