nah, shes just mad because we went through all her fb pics and tagged her crotch as all the guys shes fucked
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
the most drunk i have ever been? possibly. the most drunk i have ever been on a monday? definently.
I've been practicing for you. Including stockpiling medical supplies for curing hangovers.
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
Announcement: Given the sad circumstances regarding the death of my dearest friend Chong the Bong, there will be a brief memorial service for him tomorrow evening at 10:30 at my place. After sharing some memories and sending his spirit off to the great bowl in the sky, we will all take place in the commemoration and maiden voyage of his son, Chong Squared, who eagerly waits to meet all of you. High blessings to you all, piece be with you.
You crossed every boundary on the boundary spectrum last night. You're like the illegal immigrant of drunk actions. No more holiday drinking for you.
WHO INVENTED HANGOVERS WHERE ARE MY CLOTHES
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
Just responding to the most professional request I've ever gotten to get shitfaced.
Omg cinnamon bun Oreos. Thanks weed
nobody put me to bed and I ended up peeing on a tree and got written up
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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