can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
There are few people I can ask this w/o being looked at as insane... Do you ever some days get fascinated by how amazing your own breast look?
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Drunk off five beers on a Tuesday. I'm not sure which part of that statement is more sad
apparently you can't crawl through the drive-thru window
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
1. Are there men involved 2. Is there food involved 3. Do I have to put pants on 4. Do I have to leave this bed
she said she wouldn't go home with me until she looked up my name in her sex offender app. do i really give off that vibe?
Yeah. It's not just the beard either.
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I'm going to have to have a long talk with god if my soul mate has a prince albert
Where was Alyssa when you were sniffing the bouncer?
Passed out on some guy who looked like someone from Duck Dynasty.
There's a 50-50 shot that I will wake up with an ass tattoo tomorrow.
you said, "I wonder what your mum is doing right now." in the middle of sex, of course I threw up on you.
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