I just went through her cupboards. Eye patch and sword. nowhere near each other. different shelfs.
i just saw someone i know on True Life. i need new friends.
so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She told me I had to leave by four. We fucked until six thirty and we are the champions played on the way home. Yeah god knew
There's nothing worse than waking up naked on the beach covered in sand and a family walking by.
i think its awesome that according to your mom i'm your friend that caught on fire.
I just need to know if he's either really genuine about being in my life or being in my vagina.
We're gonna have the chick that teaches kindergarteners to fold origami roll the joints.
LOOK AT MY HAIR, DOES THIS LOOK LIKE THE HAIR OF A PERSON WHO HAS HER LIFE TOGETHER?
Any day that has a special name thats capitalized means you need to need to call in sick and get day drunk. That's why they are there.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
Our group of friends now have more broken bones than reasonable excuses for why they're broken.
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
But seriously, I love you and you are a good person and I'll get you some ecstasy
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