I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
i hate when i ask a girl what she's being for halloween and the first word isn't "slutty"
Handcuffed. To. Steering. Wheel. Fuck.
My econ prof just gave me a shot glass because I was the "randomly picked" winner of the lecture. Ties into our supply and demand lecture, supplied with a shot glass, demand a thirsty thursday
Im not moving so it's going to have to be a 3 some.
No. Her boobs are the one spot of warmth in my life right now and I will not let you take them from me.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
That amazing moment when the girl in the passenger seat decides to strip you while your driving.
I woke up in a tutu and topless. How was your night?
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
We're too hungover to prance.
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
I think someone is dead in a car across the street
Scratch that, dude's getting a blow job
My vagina still hurts from yesterday. That's the last time I think riding a mop bucket is a good idea. Don't let me do that again
I went to the nurse and she literally told me I was too sexually active and wrote me a prescription for 7 days of pelvic rest...... Hahahhahaha
Randomize
