This girl told me I had the balls of an infant..I replied by saying her vagina looks like Stargate.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
update. expensive tequila only makes the mistakes more expensive.
You fed me milk from the beer bong because you thought it would "Sober you up" .
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
That hot guy i showed you guessed my exact bra size. I want to have his tan babies.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
I COULD BREAK CONCRETE WITH MY FOOTBALL ERECTION.
me + whiskey = a bad person
Just shaved my crotch so I could call it the bald eagle. Happy 4th.
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
She just kept screaming and saying "fucking you is like fucking a mountain"
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I gave him one of my famous hand jobs.
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