when I'm not with you everything just looks like crayon scribble
Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
you yelled that ur labia majora was swollen at 3 am in the dorm hallway
i remember too much of last night for it to have been successful
Found out why I didn't have to go drug test. My boss grew pot to pay for grad school.
We started telling people we were married, and then we hooked up on a park bench
Well I'm 2 for 2 with the absinthe, I just woke up in some random car behind the bar
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
I'm sorry I compared your vagina to nascar
Where are you? I hear fireworks and you've gone missing. I'm sure that is not coincidence.
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
you just won the triple crown of sex! your prize is more sex.
I woke up with a twisted ankle and was covered in lube. Not entirely sure what happened last night
I'm still alive btw, in case you were worried about my well being.
Ive realized that in order for me to understand math, my professor has to be hot.
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