Hungover. Be in at noonish. Turn my monitor on and put a hot cup of coffee on my desk so the boss thinks I'm in
It's 3am, i just got back from ht e bars and registered for classes larteeeeee. History of baseball at 8am? at least ill meet the only stragiht gusy at NYU!
I have no idea where we are. But it doesn't look dirty so I don't think we are in jersey yet
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Are you still goin to the xmas party?
Yaaaa why?
Jus making sure i will have nice people i know to put a blanket over me when i pass out in the field .
College: when you have to set an alarm to start drinking
I gave the bathroom attendant $5 last night for turning the sink on for me. What. The. Fuck.
University has ruined us all. I just had to clarify the last time I had sex as "No, not at the party we crawled home from in the snow. It was the one where you puked off the balcony and hit the barbecue."
I just got invited to party with a bunch of elderly lesbians I am in no position to offer life advice
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
Im gonna go for the gay guy. The ginger is freaking me out.
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
And I got shut down by a ginger. It was a weird night
In reference to the club we were headed to our cab driver told us about the time he had sex with a woman on the dance floor there. And what do you know, they're celebrating their 22 marriage anniversary together this year! True love does exist!
I want sex. When is an appropriate time post funeral to ask for something like that. Like when it gets dark out?
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