oh god the rape fog is back!
Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
I woke up pulling sunflower seeds out of my vagina. That kind of night.
the trail of clothing leading from the bed to the door was in the exact order i needed to put them on. underwear near the bed shoes by the door.
No more drinking with Em. She was on the ground so much she looked like she belongs in a lifealert commercial
Do I need to take a photo of my sister's enlarged and disgustingly dark nipples to scare you into protection? DO I?
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
I'm so incredibly high right now the fact I am texting is nothing short of miraculous. Call the Pope. Hell make me Saint Roy, patron of stoners.
I'm sure I'll run in to him again, there's only so many VA detoxes.
i woke up at 4 pm face down on my hardwood living room floor. i would say its a new low but i think I found my new napping spot
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
it was weird going down on him. His picture of Jesus was staring at me the entire time...
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
Randomize
