that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
After the tests come back negative, you guys will look back on this evening with fond memories...
4 am. She strained the mac and cheese onto her legs. She has no skin.
Charles Darwin would shit his pants if he saw that we managed to survive that weekend.
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
Seriously-without actually meaning the statement for it's words- that made me want to put a baby in you.
I have to answer enough questions about you, I don't need your uterus tossed in the conversation.
You better be Eskimo Brother-ing the FUCK out of tonight right now. Long distance 'balls deep' high five
True love is when you jack off and continue talking to the girl you like
Why do you text me weird shit like this?
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
My heart wants him and my vagina wants him...to have a bigger dick.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
Remember that Czech tennis player I brought home from beer pong and banged on your couch last year? He just booty calle me. From the Czech Republic.
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
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