There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Sonogram pictures belong on a fucking fridge...NOT FACEBOOK!!
He made me a period mix..should I back out now?
We got the idea to smoke under his bed because, and I quote, "it'd be just like going camping"
A guy with no shirt on and a eyepatch just got out of the car beside me. After he slammed his door into mine. This is our hometown.
Just had to masturbate in the bathroom because mom changed my room into a "knitting" room. I hate coming home.
Let's play, "guess how long my Neighbours have been watching me dance naked".
His dick looks just like him, taller than average, thick, and somehow always angry.
Your mother liked my album on facebook that's only filled with drunk pictures. I don't know what to feel about this
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
Mistakes were made. Hot mistakes that I want to make again. But tapping your employee is def a mistake. Esp in front of two other employees.
You can't honestly expect me to maintain an erection when you have the Glen Beck show on
I thought I needed to get laid. Turns out I just needed pasta.
the coup got in the way of sex but inauguration day came thru we did it joe
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