there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
jersey shore has given me a vivid depiction of what things will be like for me once i get to hell
at the topless march for equality..and wow.not all these boobs should be treated equally
i think there mostly mad about the fact it was 6 pm not the fact i blew a .255
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
after last halloween when i met that 26yr old guy from russia who was hot until we madeout and he became obsessed with touching my forehead after the ecstasy he did and then tried to sell me pills from an m&m mini container, i think im staying away from parties downtown
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
I'm taking myself to the hospital right now b/c there is no way this erection is subsiding in the next 4 hours.
There will always be a place in my black heart for him because he gave me my first sex-induced orgasm. While you slept on the bunk above.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
Is there an "I fucked your brother" emoji?
THAT HOSPITAL MADE ME REALIZE THAT I'M BISEXUAL
She stripped naked and ran around the outside of the house while I stood by the tent holding her clothes shouting "come back" because I was too drunk to chase her. This is why we can't have nice things.
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