The doctor put me on 3000 mg of amoxicillin a day. Which, for a sinus infection, seems pretty excessive to me.
Maybe he was just trying to knock out any potential ghonorrhea you might be carrying around.
Ah, my reputation precedes me.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
once you get past the part where you think youre gonna die, its the most amazing drug ive ever experienced.
I come back home for break and my room is full of weed either my parents really love me or they are having more fun then I am in college
he tried to give me his business card but gave me his health insurance card then realized it and offered to take me to the strip club
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
I was just asked if I wanted to struggle snuggle. She's a keeper
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
I worked all year for this tax return. I deserve to get my nipples pierced.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
i believe in u and ur pee
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
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