I just convinced a girl to drink my spit cup cuz I said it was dark beer and would get her drunk faster. I dare you to try something better.
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
Rooting for you and your team in the Beer Olympics this afternoon...! Love you, Mom
Oh you're gonna love this story. I almost cut off a little girl's pony tail.
Don't remember shit. It was only until I saw the glaze on my forearm that I knew you drove to get donuts last night. I also spent 20$ there apparently
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
to instagram or to not instagram the picture i took of when i shit in the urinal
He was having Sex and you yelled 'hot and dangerous!" and he responded with "if you're one of us then roll with us!" when he went to he bathroom I saw her getting dressed, looking mortified.
So, were they human bite marks at least?
Your guess is as good as mine.
He came inside and met my grandmother after we had sex in the driveway. I love that he has a van.
Just remember, it's never too late to make a porno
You know it was a good dinner party when one of the guests broke their finger and no one can remember how it happened.
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