remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
tried unsuccessfully for 10 minutes to do bong hits while wearing glow in the dark vampire fangs before realizing air was getting out of the sides of my mouth
She used my dick as a microphone to sing "any way you want it" I'm in love.
sometimes i think what itd be like to be a firework
So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
All I know is that if a letter starts with "I'm aware you jerked off in the bathroom last night," I don't want to finish reading it.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
if that blanket by the dog bowl was your dog's "bed" then i apologize to bailey for having sex on it
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Hey, taking organic chemistry means no one is allowed to tell you you're partying too hard.
the sex was good. her showing me pictures of her 4 year old daughter afterwards was not.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
I wish he’d realize all I want is dick. He’s my boytoy. He’s a stunt cock. \n\nCome over, fuck me silly, eat some leftovers, fuck me again, then go back to the frat house
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